Here's another half baked concept from my long abandoned website. Please feel free to suggest some new ones.
When you read them, don't say the syllable in parenthesis. For example, kinfestation is a merger of derived from kin and infestation. As far as I know, these terms are all my own inventions.
bag(ag)gravation - getting carry-on luggage stowed
kin(in)festation - overrun with visiting relatives
condemn(emm)igration - how penal colonies get started
cayenne(an)imation - grabbing for water at the ethnic restaurant
prefab(ab)beration - most modern buildings
flag(ag)gravation - hot button in some Dixie states
contempt(tempt)ation - urge to flame
beer(irr)itation - pale ale hangover
resell(cel)ebration - "I just sold my boat"
blue crab(ab)dication - "we don' need no steenking restrictions"
quick fix(fix)ation - always looking to cut corners
fedex(ex)hortation - last minute "guidance" from the boss
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